the-final-lazaretto:

Pretty much me lately.

the-final-lazaretto:

Pretty much me lately.

(via powerofbands)

thebadgershavethetardis:

lafeianitric:

oneirodidae-dreamers:

eziocauthon89:

sixpenceee:

made by filmmaker David F. Sandberg

Someone described it as “I normally can’t stand horror stuff, but this one was short enough to stomach. Once. After that, it’s all nope nope nope, and I’m never turning my lights off ever again.”

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO HERE

FOR A BLOODY MARY SHORT FILM

DO NOT.

WATCH.

THAT SHORT

fuck that no fuck that. what the hell. fuck that.that is fucked. fuck fuck fuck that. no way. no fuckin way.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

(via e--r--u)

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: So, when do I get my dinner? KRAMER: There’s no dinner. The bet’s off. I’m not gonna do it.JERRY: Yes. I know you’re not gonna do it. That’s why I bet.KRAMER: There’s not bet if I’ not doing it.JERRY: That’s the bet! That you’re not doing it!KRAMER: Yeah, well, I could do it. I don’t want to do it.JERRY: We didn’t bet on if you wanted to. We bet on if it would be done.KRAMER: And it could be done.JERRY: Well, of course it could be done! Anything could be done! But it only is done if it’s done. Show me the levels! The bet is the levels.KRAMER: But I don’t want the levels!JERRY: That’s the bet!
(via The Pony Remark)

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: So, when do I get my dinner?
KRAMER: There’s no dinner. The bet’s off. I’m not gonna do it.
JERRY: Yes. I know you’re not gonna do it. That’s why I bet.
KRAMER: There’s not bet if I’ not doing it.
JERRY: That’s the bet! That you’re not doing it!
KRAMER: Yeah, well, I could do it. I don’t want to do it.
JERRY: We didn’t bet on if you wanted to. We bet on if it would be done.
KRAMER: And it could be done.
JERRY: Well, of course it could be done! Anything could be done! But it only is done if it’s done. Show me the levels! The bet is the levels.
KRAMER: But I don’t want the levels!
JERRY: That’s the bet!

(via The Pony Remark)

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

(Source: amart, via smosh)

firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

image

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jaclcfrost:

18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word

(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

fordeisbored:

I AM LAUGHING

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

vvhatserface:

catsbeaversandducks:

His name is Bartok and he’s the cutest baby you’ll ever see.

Photos by ©Brain Gremlin

#MAAAX#phorgewerk#heres more of that kitty#CATS

IT’S MORE OF THE TEENY BOOPER

(via h-h-hyveeh)

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

(Source: heyauryn, via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

peetababy:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

peetababy:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

(Source: 2cc48a, via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

officialfrenchtoast:

the-black-mrrogers:

insipidrainbow:

chadleymacguff:

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck

officialfrenchtoast:

the-black-mrrogers:

insipidrainbow:

chadleymacguff:

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

the other dude that shows up is literally the same dude what the fuck

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

image

(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)