zedrin-maybe:mooncastle721:I almost spit grape juice!I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

(Source: 4gifs, via deductiontoseduction)

me: *blushing furiously*
friend: omg ur so red what are u thinking about
me: s-s-s-s-
friend: sex?
me: sports anime

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

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megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

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dottumblerdottumblerdottumbler:

Logging onto tumblr in October more like

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blxckfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

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ymcgay:

U KNOW WHAT I LOVE?

ART!

U KNOW WHAT IM BAD AT?

art

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onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

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omgtsn:

omgtsn:

damightycash:

damightycash:

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why are you celebrating january 10th

i’ve made a mistake

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perks-of-being-chinese:

my anaconda dont